Welcome to the Bad Idea Bar. I'd like to tell you all a little tale, fairly boring and short, about a drink you should never, ever try. Not even for money. Not even if I hunted you down and threatened to kick your dog. Hold your ground on this. You do not want this drink.
Conversely, you need to know how it's made so that you don't accidentally make it yourself. Think of it like mustard gas - you don't want to make it, but you need to know how it's made so you don't kill yourself on accident.
The story starts when drinking with my buddy Dave. After a few rounds of whatever was in or on the fridge, we got to mixing shots together in honor of random crap we liked. Dave had just started reading Girl Genius, a webcomic I'd recommend at least checking out, and he thought we should make something to commemorate the ridiculous Jagermonsters. And thus, this beast was born:
The Jagermonster:
1 shot Jagermeister,
1 shot whiskey (ideally with honey infusion)
1 shot vodka
For proper drinking method, do not drink. Sincerely, do not drink. It is liquid death. But if you must for whatever reason, shoot it. Keep it chilled and get it down quick. Never, ever, ever shoot it warm. Ever. If you can imagine Vesuvius as your mouth and your floor tiles as Pompeii, then you can imagine the end result of a warm Jagermonster.
You've been warned.
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